Who should take home the Oscar for Best Acting Performance by a Mennonite man? (Also vote for Best Actress and Best Picture).
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Mennonite Oscars 2018: Best Actor
Unger Suspicion
Kevin Costner to Star in Epic $300 Million Film About Mennonites
HOLLYWOOD, CA In an effort to revive his stalling career, 90s Hollywood icon Kevin Costner has invested more than $300 million of his own money in a “totally epic” film about the Mennonites entitled Field of […]
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Christian Movie Shatters Box Office Record in Steinbach
STEINBACH, MB God’s Not Dead 5: He Still Isn’t Dead stars 47-year-old Kirk Cameron as a freshman college student who, with one impassioned speech, convinces his grumpy professor and his entire class that the world is […]
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Mennonite Man ‘Conscientiously Objects’ to Watching the Oscars
KITCHENER, ON Citing his pacifist principles, Mr. Gordon Eby, 71, of Kitchener has submitted a formal written request to enter into “alternative service” during next year’s Oscar Party. “As a member of a historic peace […]