“Isn’t there a hockey game on or something?”


Local man Darryl Wiebe, 47, has been flipping channels all evening in search of something, anything, even the least bit entertaining to watch.

“Ugh. It’s the same crap on every channel,” said Wiebe. “A bunch of people in suits standing in front of maps blathering on and on and on. I don’t know what this sport is called but it’s painfully boring. I’d almost rather watch golf …”

Wiebe has gone through every channel his rabbit ears can handle and is wondering why he can’t find a single hockey game to watch.

“I don’t know who the heck these two old dudes are, but I’ve never seen them on TSN before,” said Wiebe. “What the heck kind of competition is this? There seems to be a whole lot of scoring but almost no action. First the red team’s ahead, then the blue team, but all I want to know is when they’re going to drop the puck?”

Meanwhile, Darryl’s wife Gretchen is binge-watching Friends and rapidly downing a bottle of Gewürztraminer in the other room. 

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