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Manitoba Expelled from Confederation After Trudeau Removes First Amendment

February 25, 2022 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Manitoba was shocked to discover it was no longer a part of Canada after angry folks on social media suggested Trudeau had removed the “first amendment.” “OMG! Trudeau just tossed the Manitoba Act […]

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Lindsey “Loewen” Reveals We’ve Been Spelling and Saying Her Name Wrong the Whole Time

February 23, 2022 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA Mean Girls star Lindsey Loewen revealed today in her TikTok debut that she’s actually Kleine Gemeinde from Taber (via Cuauhtémoc) and we’ve all been spelling and saying her name wrong the whole time. “It’s Loe-wen […]

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Mennonite Man Blows Entire MPI Cheque on Canadian Flags

February 18, 2022 Andrew

GRETNA, MB Local man Art Fehr has been waiting with bated breath for his auto insurance rebate cheque from MPI. When it finally arrived this Thursday, he promptly blew the entire thing on Canadian flags […]

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Snoop Dog and Dr. Dre to Perform at Faspa This Sunday

February 17, 2022 Andrew

FRESNO, CA After their stellar performance at the Super Bowl this weekend, Dr. Dre and his all-star lineup of 90s rappers have been invited to perform at the West Fresno Mennonite Ladies Faspa and Quilt […]

Unger Games

Sports Team Sports Their Way to Sportsing Thinger

February 13, 2022 Andrew

SPORTSINGVILLE, CA The Sporters of Sportstown have sportsed their way to the 2022 Sporters Sportinginton Gold Sportsing Cup. “That was some fabulous sportsing by the Cincinatti Sportsers,” said top sportsing sporters Mr. Van Sportslich. “They […]

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