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Mennonite Woman Avoids Sinning By Going to a Film Instead of a Movie

April 15, 2025 Andrew

BLUMENORT, MB Area woman Carolyn Enns, 71, was sick and tired of all the wrath and judgement she received for attending a movie on occasion that she decided it was time she attended a film […]

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Jets Clinch First Place in General Conference

April 14, 2025 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB For the first time in team history, the Winnipeg Jets have clinched first place in the General Conference. “It’s a very exciting time to be alive,” said Dave of Winnipeg MC. “I never […]

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Mennonite Man Wakes Up Bright and Early to Get in a Full Day of Quality Puttering

April 10, 2025 Andrew

NEW BOTHWELL, MB Retired cheesemaker Earl Froese, 71, got up bright and early this morning, not wanting to waste a single moment. “I’ve got a full day ahead of me,” said Froese. “There’s a lot […]

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Winnipeg’s Biggest Bach Fan Now Totally Baroque

April 8, 2025 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Middle school music teacher Anne Martens has gone totally baroque this week attending concerts all over the city. “My mother always warned me this would happen if I didn’t watch out,” said Martens. […]

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Wall Family of La Crete Honoured to Have NYC Street Named After Them

April 5, 2025 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB The Walls of way up in La Crete, Alberta attended a special ceremony in New York City this week as a prominent street in lower Manhattan was named in their honour. “Greetings […]

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