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La Crete Couple Spends Wild Weekend in High Level

March 30, 2026 Andrew

HIGH LEVEL, AB It was an unexpectedly wild weekend for the Driedgers of La Crete, who decided to spend a couple days up in High Level. “Jauma, this place is Sin City,” said Mrs. Driedger. […]

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Mennonite Church Shuns Snowman For Being ‘Immodestly Dressed’

March 27, 2026 Andrew

PASTWA, MB A local snowman was shunned this week for setting a bad example for the young people of the congregation by dressing immodestly. “There he is out in the yard without any clothes on yet,” […]

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Mennonite Man Cancels Netflix Over Lack of Fishing Shows

March 25, 2026 Andrew

INWOOD, MB Area man Steve Driedger was under the mistaken impression that something called “Net Flix” would include a lot of fishing shows. “But alas, poor Yorick, there was nuscht,” said Driedger. “All it is […]

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Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque

March 20, 2026 Andrew

BLUMENORT, AB Area man Peter Dueck used the equity on his pea farm to buy over a million dollars of fuel at the local Co-op this past year, hoping for a really awesome dividend cheque in spring. “I […]

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High Valley Fills Winnipeg Theatre Entirely with Rempels

March 5, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB La Crete, Alberta’s country superstars High Valley are currently travelling across Canada performing exclusively for various Rempels. “Every time I walk out onto the stage and look out into audience, all I see […]

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