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Mr. Toews Realizes He’s Been Saying His Own Name Wrong This Whole Time

May 18, 2022 Andrew

KILLARNEY, MB An encounter with a Winkler man who says all Mennonite surnames the correct way, had Mr. Toews of Killarney rethinking everything he thought he knew about how to say his own name. “Diewel, […]

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Manitoba Hires Mennonite Quilting Ladies to Patch Provincial Highways

May 14, 2022 Andrew

KILLARNEY, MB The Killarney women’s quilting club will be extra busy this spring after receiving a generous provincial grant to patch highways throughout the region. “We’re starting with that really rough 14 kilometre stretch near […]

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Mennonite Couple Notices “Chastity” Sign Just 20 Minutes Too Late

May 13, 2022 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Morden’s famous “Chastity” sign was a little too far down the road for local dating couple Jeremy Goertzen and Amy Fehr, who had just spent considerable time in the back seat of Jeremy’s […]

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Word Bird Accidentally Gives Fred Penner Low German Word

May 12, 2022 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Producers were scrambling on the set of Fred Penner’s Place this week after the beloved children’s entertainer was given the Low German word “gnurpel” by the Word Bird. “Waut de schissjat is going […]

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Warhol’s ‘Miriam’ Shatters Record, Sells for $195 Million

May 11, 2022 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY A rare Andy Warhol pop art painting of Mennonite literary icon Miriam Toews shattered auction records this week after an anonymous bidder from Schanzenfeld scooped up the image for a whopping $195 million, […]

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