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New Vertical Money Confuses Mennonite Man

August 9, 2019 Andrew

NIVERVILLE, MB Mr. Wiens of Niverville has recently started a campaign to get the new ten dollar bills “put back the right way” after, for the life of him, he just couldn’t figure out how […]

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Mennonite Man Buys Back All the Albums He Was Forced to Burn in the 70s

August 6, 2019 Andrew

THREE HILLS, AB It’s taken him almost four decades, but local music fan Steve Goosen has finally re-purchased all the albums he tossed on the bonfire at that fateful youth retreat back in 1979. “I […]

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Mennonite Man Discovers Farmer’s Tan in His Plumber’s Crack

August 4, 2019 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB Scientists have flocked to the northern Alberta town of La Crete this week after a distinct farmer’s tan was discovered in a local man’s plumber’s crack. “Mr. Klassen is a wonder to […]

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Cognitive Biases Explained to Mennonites

July 30, 2019 Andrew

A while back, we took some time to explain logical fallacies to Mennonites. Today, we’re going to look at something a little different: cognitive biases. These are the psychological shortcuts your mind takes that can […]

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Mennonite Family Wastes Entire Vacation Visiting Relatives

July 27, 2019 Andrew

TABER, AB The Kehlers of Grunthal only get two weeks vacation each year and for some reason have decided to blow it all on visiting frintschoft. “Miami? Paris? No. It’s Taber for us!” said Mrs. […]

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