Winnipeg Blue Bombers to Relocate to Buffalo

BUFFALO, NY

After shitting the bed in the Grey Cup for three straight seasons, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers announced plans to move the entire team to the city of Buffalo, New York.

“I prefer buffalo and blue cheese to honey dill anyway,” said head coach Mike O’Shea. “Alright, boys, pack your bags. The bus is ready.”

The move has Blue Bombers fans baffled, though the rest of the country thought the move was to be expected.

“Winnipeg’s like the Buffalo of Canada, anyway, isn’t it?” said Toronto resident Anne Janzen, who wasn’t watching the game and had no idea of the result. “Or is the Cleveland of Canada?”

Even after the move to Buffalo, the Blue Bombers will be required to sleep with plastic sheets on their bed the entire off-season as Oma doesn’t want to clean up any more accidents. Meanwhile, the Argos lone fan was very excited about the Grey Cup victory.

(photo credit: Winnipeg Blue Bombers/CC)

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