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Spot the Unwelcome Visitors in these Nativity Scenes
In each photo below, identify the unexpected Bethlehem visitor.
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Confused Out-of-Towners Attend Every Mennonite Church in Fort Garry
WINNIPEG, MB Ruth and Arnold Dueck of Altona were invited to a baptismal service in the Fort Garry neighbourhood of Winnipeg this past Sunday, but found the wide array of Mennonite churches in the area […]
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Mennonite Church Bans Google Chrome
STRASBURG, PA The leadership at South Strasburg EMB passed a resolution this week banning the use of the Google Chrome web browser. Church members caught using Google Chrome will be forced to paint their computer […]
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Mennonite Church Appoints Man to Lead Women’s Ministry
SCHRAKJLIJCH, MB The Nominating Committee at the Schrakjlijch Mennonite Church has appointed Mr. Henry Klassen as the new head of the Women’s Ministry. Mr. Klassen previously served as Head Usher for the past 20 years, […]
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Pastor Breaks Down, Admits Entire Sermon Was Just Fake News
ELKHART, IN Pastor Johan Burkholder of South Elkhart Mennonite Church shocked the congregation on Sunday by admitting his entire six-week sermon series on the Book of Revelation was just “fake news.” “I’m sorry, I just […]