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Unger & Thirst
Mennonite Farmer Sausage Recipe Calls for 30 to 50 Feral Hogs
A recently uncovered recipe for traditional Mennonite farmer sausage calls for “30 to 50 feral hogs.” The document, translated from Plautdietsch, and found jammed into a hymn book at the local Bergthaler church, is believed […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Man Buys Back All the Albums He Was Forced to Burn in the 70s
THREE HILLS, AB It’s taken him almost four decades, but local music fan Steve Goosen has finally re-purchased all the albums he tossed on the bonfire at that fateful youth retreat back in 1979. “I […]
Unger & Thirst
Mennonite Woman Walks Around All Day with Kale in Her Teeth
NORTH KILDONAN, MB Susan Dueck, 43, of North Kildonan has been walking up and down Henderson Highway today doing her errands with a huge piece of kale in her teeth. The embarrassing piece of kale […]
Unger & Thirst
Mennonite Man Hospitalized After Eating Too Far Into the Green Part
MANITOBA COLONY, MEXICO Mr. Wiebe had to be rushed to the hospital in Cuauhtemoc this week after he failed to heed the warnings of all those around him and ate well into the green part. […]