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Unger & Thirst

City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa

May 21, 2021 Andrew

VANCOUVER, BC The chef at Vancouver’s top restaurant has been feeding the city’s elite for years with his delectable selection of charcuterie. Unfortunately, chef Pierre’s ego took a big hit this weekend after a trip […]

The Daily Bonnet

Sod Huts Make a Comeback after Surge in Lumber Prices

May 20, 2021 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Inspired by the semlin at the Mennonite Heritage Village, thousands of sod huts have cropped up around southern Manitoba over the past few months. “The price of lumber is outrageous,” said brand new […]

Unger Suspicion

Jets Already Down Three Games to None after Opening Faceoff

May 19, 2021 Andrew

EDMONTON, AB Just moments into the first period of game one, the Edmonton Oilers were already up three games to none on the lowly Winnipeg Jets. “Well, that wraps up the first period of play […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Friends Every Single Friesen, Reimer, and Plett on Facebook

May 18, 2021 Andrew

LANDMARK, MB Diane Thiessen, 31, was just taking a jog around the Landmark Feeds building this weekend, when she decided to stop and friend request just a few more Friesen, Reimers, and Pletts. “I couldn’t […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Convinced New Pfizer Shot Gives Him More Stamina During Meddachschlop

May 17, 2021 Andrew

ROSENORT, MB Gordon Klassen, 49, of Rosenort was very excited to get the new Pfizer shot and is absolutely convinced it has had some added benefits. “Besides just preventing me from getting Covid, I get […]

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