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A List of Every Mannanite Film Ever Nominated for Bast Picture

January 24, 2023 Andrew

BY: JAKOB PLATT, FALM AXPERT Oba, so the only movies I aver saw were at the Game and Fish Days there in Schteinback or maybe at the John Deere dealer. This makes me the most […]

Unger Games

Winnipeg Jets Trade for the Wrong Toews

January 23, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Rumours have been swirling for weeks that Chicago Blackhawks superstar Jonathan Toews might be on the trading block, and what better place for him to land than in his hometown of Winnipeg. Unfortunately […]

Daily Bonnet

Guess the New Name of The Daily Bonnet

January 22, 2023 Andrew

Guess the name contest! Don’t worry, The Daily Bonnet is not going anywhere. In the coming weeks, I’m redesigning the website with some exciting new (and interactive) features and GASP! a new name. (Clue: It […]

Unger & Thirst

Rank these sausages

January 21, 2023 Andrew

Mennonite are known for their love of sausage. But what kind is the best? We know there is only one right answer here, but who knows, in an anonymous vote in the privacy of our […]

Unger Games

Winnipeg Man Hospitalized After Dangerous Fall from Jets’ Bandwagon

January 20, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Area man Paul Kroeker, 51, was rushed to the hospital last night after a dangerous fall off the Winnipeg Jets’ bandwagon. “Jets suck! Fire Hellebuyck! Jets suck!” yelled Kroeker, as paramedics loaded him […]

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