WINNIPEG, MB
When a new Winnipeg restaurant announced this week they would be prohibiting children under 15 from dining at their establishment, thousands of furious Winnipeggers took to the streets to demand not only that they allow children inside, but also the installation of a “giant animatronic singing mouse” to keep the kids entertained while they’re there.
“This is blatant discrimination against us parents who want to let our kids run around the dining room unsupervised!” shouted local dad and protestor Abe Wiebe. “Also the busboys better be taking their babysitters courses!”
But the protests didn’t stop there, as thousands of protestors showed up at Portage and Main to express their rage.
“Now that I think of it,” said Wiebe, “it’s about time that Rae and Jerry’s was turned into a Chuck E. Cheese.”
Wiebe was also distributing a petition to have a diaper change station installed in the middle of the dining room at 529 Wellington.
“After all,” said Wiebe. “Who doesn’t want a little baby powder with their ribeye?”
The protestors were also asking for Oval Room at the Fort Gary Hotel to set at least half their dining area for a ball pit.
