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CFL Unveils New Logo

September 23, 2025 Andrew Unger Games

TORONTO, ON

After a series of highly popular rule changes this week, the Canadian Football League has unveiled a brand new logo modelled after Cracker Barrel.

“We know how well that worked for them,” said league commissioner Stewart Johnson, “so naturally we just had to follow in their footsteps.”

The new logo accompanies several other changes meant to appeal to a younger audience, such as awarding 67 points for a touchdown and bedazzling the Grey Cup with Taylor Swift beads.

“I’ve heard nothing but positive feedback about these changes,” said Johnson, “well, not that I’ve been listening all that intently.”

In response to the news, the NFL is reportedly looking into adopting a 55-yard line since there’s no longer a tariff on it.

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