The Daily Bonnet

Beet Borscht or Murder Scene?

GRUNTHAL, MB There was a brief moment on Sunday when Grunthal police thought they had stumbled upon the town’s first ever murder scene. “We were really excited,” said Officer Krahn. “A murder in Grunthal! Finally some real […]

Unger Suspicion

Fred Penner’s Cat Fails to Return

WINNIPEG, MB Legendary family entertainer Fred Penner was spotted searching his neighbourhood this past weekend for his beloved cat Ralph after the 7-year-old British Shorthair failed to return home following a brief sojourn in Winnipeg. “We looked […]