The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

winnipeg goldeyes

Unger Games

Winnipeg Goldeyes Take Over First Place in American League Central

July 11, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB After months of speculation about who would emerge as the dominant team in the lowly American League Central, an unexpected victor has emerged – the Winnipeg Goldeyes. “Finally, someone in that division is […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Lutheran Pastor Signs 1-Day Contract to Retire as a Mennonite
    August 13, 2023
  • Vaccinated 40-Year-Old Suddenly Has Kick-Ass Cell Phone Coverage
    April 21, 2021
  • 90% of Heavy Metal Bands Fronted by Pastors’ Sons
    September 10, 2017
  • ‘Tin Foil Hats Over Masks’ Group to Stage Massive Protest
    January 17, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Hires Connor Hellebuyck to Strain Her Potatoes
    December 2, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved