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Jantsied Beats Ditsied for First Time in 26 Years

April 27, 2024 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Oba jo, that was quite the Turnbull Cup as the Jantsied Flyers defeated the Ditsied Pistons 4 games to nothing yet once. “Nah, jung, you finally did it,” said Abe Janzen of Jantsied. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Tourists Flock to Steinbach’s Newest Attraction: The Famous Main and Brandt Potholes

March 30, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Millions of tourists have gathered in Steinbach, Manitoba this week to stand in awe at the massive Main and Brandt potholes that have sprung up this spring. “They’re truly a wonder to behold,” […]

Unger Suspicion

Winnipeg Woman Breaks Longstanding Vow Never to Leave the City with Visit to Pool in Steinbach

March 2, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Winnipeg woman Anne Pankratz has been perfectly content with her suburban Winnipeg lifestyle, never needing to leave the city for any reason whatsoever. That is until she found out about the existence of […]

Unger Suspicion

Top 10 Most Hilarious Posts on ‘Wow Steinbach’

December 17, 2023 Andrew

Every town has one – an unofficial community Facebook group where folks ask questions they could have Googled in about five seconds. In Steinbach, the most popular one is called “Wow Steinbach” which mostly consists […]

The Daily Bonnet

Horse Shit Cleared from City Streets and Moved Online

August 24, 2023 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Once known as the City of Horses, you’re now more likely to see a pickup truck or minivan on the streets of Steinbach, Manitoba. This has left city employees with not as much […]

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