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Unger Conviction

Conservative and Liberal Mennonite Debate Church Music

July 6, 2018 Andrew

Let’s face it. Religious and political discourse is in serious decline these days. People prefer sound bites and memes to intelligent well-argued dialogue. In an effort to elevate the conversation, the Daily Bonnet has arranged […]

Unger Suspicion

Canada Day Ruined as Stoned Singer Totally Butchers ‘Oh Canada’

July 1, 2018 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Thousands gathered in Ottawa today to celebrate the nation’s birthday. However, more than a few people, including one of the anthem singers, were in the city to celebrate a little more than just […]

Unger Suspicion

Canadian Country Singer Successfully Fakes Southern Accent for Over a Decade

June 29, 2018 Andrew

TABER, AB Country music superstar Belinda Ray Wheeler, stage name of Taber woman Amanda Peters, has been drawing huge crowds at barn dances and small town fairs for over a decade with her own unique […]

Unger Conviction

Unmarried Couple Caught Holding Hymnal Together

May 15, 2018 Andrew

FRESNO, CA An unmarried couple at South Fresno Mennonite are facing intense scrutiny after they were caught grasping opposite corners of the same hymnal during a rousing rendition of ‘Blessed Assurance’ this past Sunday. The […]

Unger Conviction

Local Old Colony Church Experiments with Overhead Projector

April 19, 2018 Andrew

REINLAND, MB The local Old Colony church is making waves in Reinland this week after purchasing a used overhead projector from the MCC. After singing hymns out of the hymnal for centuries, the church is […]

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