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Unger the Influence

Alberta Introduces New “School-Appropriate” Bibles Without ‘Song of Solomon’

July 11, 2025 Andrew

EDMONTON, AB In an effort to “balance religious freedoms with the need to protect our children,” the Alberta Ministry of Edumacation has decided to churn out snazzy new Bibles that exclude anything that might be […]

The Daily Bonnet

“It was not what I was expecting”: Mennonite Man Disappointed with Hump Day

July 10, 2024 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Area man Art Janzen was excited to experience his first Hump Day this week, but soon found out it was not what he was expecting. “I’m new to this whole marriage thing,” said […]

Unger Suspicion

Seniors Start New Baby Boom to Overtake Millennials

February 21, 2024 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON A recent Stats Canada study has revealed that Boomers are no longer the dominant generation and are now outnumbered by Millennials. In order to address this concerning trend, Boomers have begun utilizing several […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Caught Using ‘Hunky Bill’s Perogie Maker’

October 3, 2023 Andrew

GRUNTHAL, MB Anna Harms, 51, of Grunthal has been caught “cheating” with Hunky Bill. The cheating was of great concern to her husband Darrel, who always assumed her perogies were hand made. “And then I […]

Headline Contest

Friesens Lose Handcuff Key After Sunday Meddachschlop

September 28, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to this week’s winner Bev Suderman-Gladwell! Every once in a while, The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as […]

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