WASHINGTON, DC
After posting a blasphemous AI-generated photo of himself as Jesus this weekend, President Trump is now saying he had no idea it was Jesus and actually thought it was him as a traditional Mennonite healer known as a “trajchtmoaka.”
“In the picture I’m rubbing Wonder Oil on what appears to be Mr. Klassen,” said Trump. “Then I’m knipsing and knacking him all over. Only the fake news would think this is supposed to be Jesus.”
But it wasn’t just the President’s sworn enemies who thought it was Jesus, as even his diehard supporters found the image blasphemous.
“No Trajchtmoaka I’ve ever seen wore a robe like that,” said Mr. Penner. “And as good as Jake Peters is at knacking my back, I’ve never once seen beams of light coming from his hands.”
In recent months, Trump has also defended his Trump Edition Signature Bible saying he mistook the book for a Denny’s menu and meant no offence.