The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

rubbernecking

Unger Games

Mennonite Tennis Fan Unaffected by Repetitive Head Turning

September 3, 2023 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY Andreas Siemens of Winkler, Manitoba was at the US Open this week where he became the very first fan to ever watch a full day of tennis without significant neck strain. “I’m […]

The Daily Bonnet

Local Chiropractor Specializes in Treating Mennonite Rubbernecking Injuries

January 26, 2018 Andrew

CHORTITZ, MB A southern Manitoba chiropractor has decided to focus his talents on addressing neck injuries caused by prolonged gawking and staring, which, he says, is a common problem in Mennonite communities everywhere. “Prolonged periods […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • World Breathes Collective Sigh of Relief as Zoom Goes Down
    May 17, 2020
  • “I Can’t Believe the Mormons Have that Extra Holy Book,” Says Christian Man Who Literally Worships the US Constitution
    May 12, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Claps Along to Worship Song
    May 14, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Nails ’95 Theses’ to the Door of Local Church
    November 11, 2016
  • Grandkids Horrified as Grandma Reimer Texts “I’m Mennonite AF”
    June 5, 2020

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved