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Local Boy Strikes it Rich Gathering Quartz from the Driveway

February 29, 2024 Andrew

GRUENFELD, SK Gruenfeld boy Joel Bergman, 9, has become the area’s youngest millionaire this week after discovering several quartz stones in the family’s gravel driveway. “Who would have thought his rock collecting hobby would turn […]

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Kleefeld Residents to Spend the Next Six Months Picking Rocks

May 29, 2017 Andrew

KLEEFELD, MB Now that winter is officially over, residents of Kleefeld, Manitoba are back in their fields picking rocks in full force, an activity that is expected to last until the snow flies again this […]

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