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Pennsylvania Mennonite Man Blows Entire Stimulus Check on Pig’s Head Scrapple

April 7, 2020 Andrew

AKRON, PA Mr. Ruth, 63, of Akron, Pennsylvania has decided to make the best of a bad situation and has already blown his entire $1200 government stimulus check on scrapple made from pig’s head and […]

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