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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man to Gift Entire Province with Smell of Money

September 9, 2026 Andrew

BLUMENORT, MB Mr. Penner has been hitting the fields in earnest this week spreading the smell of money all across the RM of Hanover and beyond. “I got half my field spread with the smell […]

The Daily Bonnet

Canadian Tire Introduces New ‘Brooks, Alberta’ Scented Air Fresheners

August 21, 2025 Andrew

BROOKS, AB A new line of air fresheners is taking the nation by storm. They’re called “Brooks, Alberta” fresheners and are offered exclusively at Co-op gas bars and Canadian Tire. “Don’t know what it smells […]

The Daily Bonnet

Steinbach Blessed with Pleasant Aroma of Manure Just in Time for Mother’s Day

May 11, 2025 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Mothers across the City of Steinbach and the RM of Hanover are delighted to have their special day accompanied by the intense aroma of manure. “And a faint hint of feed mill to […]

The Daily Bonnet

Horse Shit Cleared from City Streets and Moved Online

August 24, 2023 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Once known as the City of Horses, you’re now more likely to see a pickup truck or minivan on the streets of Steinbach, Manitoba. This has left city employees with not as much […]

Unger Conviction

Local Church Distributes Free Manure

July 16, 2022 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON This Sunday morning, the local Church of God (Revolution) will be generously handing out free manure for people’s gardens and flower beds. “Bring your own wheelbarrows, because there’s going to be a lot […]

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