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Man Escapes Mennonite Section of Heaven, Shocked at What He Finds

December 30, 2017 Andrew

HEAVEN Mr. Abe Penner passed away in January 1968 and, for almost fifty years, had been living a quiet peaceful existence in the Mennonite section of Heaven, blissfully unaware of the vast expanse of Paradise […]

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Mennonite Woman to Become ‘Unequally Yoked’ With Lutheran Man

February 15, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB The Penner and Richter families are pleased to announce the unequal yoking of their children Amanda and Paul this spring. The engagement was announced at a recent Penner family gathering to the sheer […]

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Mennonite Man Nails ’95 Theses’ to the Door of Local Church

November 11, 2016 Andrew

CLEARSPRING, MB 500 years after the Protestant Reformation began, area man Martin Loewen was so fed up with what he claimed were lapses from the truth faith that he nailed a list of 95 things […]

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