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Mennonite Church Holds Lottery to See Who Can Attend Church this Week

February 23, 2021 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK The Mennonites of Swift Current were on the edge of their seats this week as the names were drawn from the old BINGO cage to see which lucky members get to attend […]

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