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Area Woman Picks “Gross Onions” Off Her Burger while Devouring Her “Delicious Onion Rings”

October 29, 2023 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK Area woman Coleen Loewen drew quite the crowd at her local A&W this afternoon as she picked off all the onions from her burger while simultaneously devouring a bag of delicious onion rings. […]

Unger & Thirst

Man Who Ate All 183 ‘Burger Week’ Burgers Reveals His Favourite

September 17, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB After trying all 183 ‘Le Burger Week’ burgers in Winnipeg, plus another 15 or so out in Steinbach this week, area man Darren Sawatzky has revealed his very favourite. “I didn’t want to […]

Unger & Thirst

Winnipeg Man Consumes All 183 ‘Burger Week’ Burgers

September 6, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Area man Darren Sawatzky, 25, has become the first Winnipegger ever to consume every single ‘Le Burger Week’ burger. “It wasn’t going to be a fair vote unless I tried them all,” said […]

Unger & Thirst

First Time In-N-Out Customers Accidentally Order “Doggie Style” Burger

August 26, 2023 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Lois and Pete Janzen were visiting their cousins in Fresno, California this week when they decided to try the only burger place that has Bible verses on the cups. “Naturally, if you’re in […]

Unger & Thirst

Pembina Valley Excited for ‘Vereniki Week’ Competition

September 27, 2020 Andrew

MORDEN, MB While Morden may have the edge in craft beer, when it comes to vereniki and schmaunt fat, the neighbouring community of Winkler really shines. This year, the annual Vereniki Week competition has more […]

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