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Goshen College to Open New ‘Bad Library’ Right Next to the Good Library

November 14, 2022 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN A new addition is in the works on the picturesque campus of Goshen College – the highly anticipated Bad Library. “You know for years we’ve had the Good Library, but there was no […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Writer Stuck in Goshen After Missing Last Buggy Out of Town

October 3, 2022 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN The population of Goshen, Indiana soared to 34,518 this weekend, a full one person higher than the 2020 census, after Mennonite/s Writing conference attendee Andrew Unger lost track of time and missed the […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Gather in Goshen to Decide which Writer to Excommunicate Next

September 30, 2022 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN While scholars and writers gather at Goshen College this weekend for the 2022 Mennonite/s Writing Conference, another gathering is taking place across the city with an entirely different purpose. “Mennonite writers are the […]

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