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Mennonite Woman Awarded Top Prize in Annual Southern Manitoba Flower Festival

May 30, 2019 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Competition has been fierce this spring, but Mrs. Epp of Steinbach has come out on top at the annual Southern Manitoba Flower Festival. “I heard there were about 1.3 million competitors this year,” […]

The Daily Bonnet

Oma Wiebe Really Excited About Altona’s New Pot Shop

March 24, 2019 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Word about Altona’s new pot shop made waves throughout the community this week. Especially excited about the news was local gardener Mrs. Wiebe who had become increasingly dissatisfied with the local pot selection. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Facebook Bans Mennonite Ladies from Posting Pictures of Flowers

August 24, 2016 Andrew

MENLO PARK, CA After controversially banning mothers from posting breast feeding pictures, reports indicate that social media giant Facebook is now planning a ban on pictures of flowers. The news has been met with strong […]

Unger & Thirst

Altona Has Record Dandelion Wine Harvest This Year

May 25, 2016 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Wine lovers in southern Manitoba are optimistic about this year’s dandelion crop. Neil Plett, longtime sommelier at Oma’s Basement Bun Shop in Altona, believes Harvest 2016 will be one of the best in decades. […]

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