The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

gardening

Unger the Influence

Mennonite Woman Has So Much Rhubarb She Doesn’t Know What To Do With It All

September 15, 2022 Andrew

WINKLER, MB For the first time in her 83-year-existence, Mrs. Wiens of Winkler has more rhubarb than she knows what to do with yet once. “Oba, waut de kuckuck will I do with all this […]

Unger Conviction

Local Church Distributes Free Manure

July 16, 2022 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON This Sunday morning, the local Church of God (Revolution) will be generously handing out free manure for people’s gardens and flower beds. “Bring your own wheelbarrows, because there’s going to be a lot […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Church Overturns Hoe v. Spade

May 4, 2022 Andrew

LEETONIA, OH A leaked church bulletin suggests the South Leetonia Old Order Mennonite Church is set to reverse the controversial 1973 Hoe vs. Spade ruling that required all Mennonites to do their gardening using the […]

The Daily Bonnet

Abbotsford Woman Experiences Embarrassing Bout of Garden Envy

November 10, 2021 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC After a visit to Butchart Gardens on Vancouver Island this week, Mrs. Klassen, 83, of Abbotsford experienced mysterious new feelings she’d never felt before in her life. “I can’t say for certain, but […]

The Daily Bonnet

Steinbach Residents to Get Bolt Cutters in their Stockings this Christmas

November 18, 2020 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB After the heroic display by Steinbach’s now infamous counter-protestor, bolt cutters have been flying off the shelves at local stores offering curbside pickup. “I was thinking of getting my Nettie a pair of […]

Posts navigation

1 2 3 »
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mannanites Axcited for New Fast & Furious Movie: Main Street Steinbach Edition!
    August 8, 2020
  • ‘Birthers’ Demand Baptism Certificate from Daily Bonnet Founder
    July 24, 2019
  • Justin Bieber Buys Vacation Home in Elkhart, Indiana
    September 3, 2016
  • Ugly Christmas Sweater Party…or Mennonite Family Gathering?
    December 28, 2016
  • Mennonite Family Forced to Wear Their Parkas Indoors So Dad Can Save on the Hydro Bill
    December 5, 2018

SATIRE BY ANDREW UNGER, AUTHOR OF THE DAILY BONNET

Copyright © 2023 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved