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Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Guesses Wordle in First Try

January 19, 2022 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON Andrea Broesky, 59, of Leamington is known as an “early adopter” in Mennonite circles. She was the first one in Leamington to get a television (1985), VCR (1998), cell phone (2014), and now […]

Quizzes

Can You Solve These Mennonite Magic Eyes?

July 4, 2019 Andrew

Remember these stereogram puzzles from the 1990s? Well, they’re back. Probably with Mennonites they never went out. Here are five Mennonite-related puzzles for you to figure out. Try not to get a headache. 1. Hint: […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Scores Historic Victory on ‘Jeopardy!’

June 5, 2019 Andrew

CULVER CITY, CA Mrs. Lina Dueck, 31, outwitted Abe Hiebert this past week, ending Abe’s reign of more than 30 games to become the new Jeopardy! champion. “He made a risky gamble on that hog […]

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