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Frugal Mennonite Man to Live ‘Rent Free’ in Another Man’s Head

October 11, 2024 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON Area man Dave Eby, 43, has just stumbled on an amazing new plan to avoid paying rent in the exorbitant southern Ontario housing market. “It all started in the church lobby with Mr. […]

Unger Suspicion

Tip-flation So “Out of Control” They’re Even Expecting Tips in Winkler

September 21, 2024 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Many consumers have noticed tip-flation or “tip creep” in recent years, as customers are being asked for tips in places they’ve never did before such as auto mechanics, fast food restaurants, and Winkler. […]

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World’s Luckiest Mennonite Woman Scores ‘George’ and ‘Joe Fresh’ Blouses at Local Thrift Store

September 15, 2024 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK Mrs. Carol Ens could not believe her luck this week at the local thrift store after she discovered several “name brand” blouses on the rack. “Would you look at that! George brand! […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Finally Have their Own Section at the Bookstore

September 12, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB A prominent sign has been installed at Winnipeg’s favourite bookstore McNally Robinson that points costumers to the bargain section. “Finally a section for us Mennonites,” said book lover Erin Neufeld. “Got to get […]

Unger Suspicion

Mastercard Introduces New Dave Ramsey Themed Credit Card

August 21, 2024 Andrew

ANTIOCH, TN Trying to win over legions of Dave Ramsey followers to the supposed benefits of quick and easy credit, Mastercard has just released a new card with Dave Ramsey’s face on it. “It’s part […]

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