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Mennonite Woman Disappointed She Didn’t Find Out About the ‘Hammer Throw’ Sooner

August 6, 2024 Andrew

MORRIS, MB Area dairy farmer Ruth Plett of Morris, Manitoba just discovered there was an Olympic event called “hammer throw” this afternoon after Canadians Camryn Rogers and Ethan Katzberg each came home with gold medals. […]

Headline Contest

Mennonite Man Out Standing in His Field

March 21, 2024 Andrew

KLEEFELD, MB Area farmer Abe Friesen, 31, has received high praise this week as several neighbouring farmers noted that he was “out standing in his field.” “Oba, look at that young Friesen over there out […]

Unger Suspicion

Saskatchewan Farmer Rents Out His Barn as Grey Cup Accommodations

November 19, 2022 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK With hotels booked up as far away as Medicine Hat and Brandon, resourceful Mennonite farmers across Saskatchewan are ready to cash in on the Grey Cup accommodation shortage. One such entrepreneur is […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Men Compete to See Who Looks Sexiest in a Seed Company Cap

November 5, 2022 Andrew

NEWTON, KS Thousands of Mennonite men gathered just outside Newton, Kansas this week to strut their stuff in a wide range of seed and feed company hats. “We’ve got men in seed caps coming in […]

The Daily Bonnet

Supersite Workers Promise Not to Comment on Your Farmer’s Tan

June 26, 2021 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Workers at southern Manitoba vaccine supersites have been offered three weeks in “sensitivity training” including a full week program on resisting the urge to comment on Mr. Penner’s farmer’s tan. “We know that […]

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