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Deceased Man Has No Idea His Funeral Being Used for Fire and Brimstone Altar Call

November 2, 2024 Andrew

EBENHORST, SK A deceased Mennonite man from Ebenhorst has absolutely no clue his death and funeral is being used as an excuse by zealous young pastor Jim to emotionally manipulate the audience towards repentance. “Hey, […]

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Mennonite Child Accepts the Lord in the Womb

May 20, 2017 Andrew

WICHITA, KS Representatives of the Guinness Book of Records were on hand to witness the birth of Samantha Lois Penner, the youngest ever religious convert in the history of the Christian church. “We knew this was […]

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Dozens of MPs Come Forward During House of Commons Altar Call

April 18, 2017 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Not wanting to miss an opportunity to spread the Good News, back bench opposition MP Pete Friesen of Saskatchewan stood up during Question Period this past week and invited everyone to come forward and confess their […]

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