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CFL Unveils New Logo
TORONTO, ON After a series of highly popular rule changes this week, the Canadian Football League has unveiled a brand new logo modelled after Cracker Barrel. “We know how well that worked for them,” said […]
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Mennonite Woman to Participate in “Labour Day Classic”
REGINA, SK Bethany Seibel, 23, of Wymark, Saskatchewan is set to become the first Mennonite woman ever to participate in the Labour Day Classic this weekend. “Yup, they’re inducing labour on Sunday. I tried to […]
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Winnipeg Blue Bombers to Relocate to Buffalo
BUFFALO, NY After shitting the bed in the Grey Cup for three straight seasons, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers announced plans to move the entire team to the city of Buffalo, New York. “I prefer buffalo […]
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Taylor Swift Takes the Stage Wearing Blue Bombers Jersey
TORONTO, ON International pop superstar Taylor Swift took to the stage in Toronto last night wearing a Winnipeg Blue Bombers jersey, apparently her boyfriend’s favourite team. “I’m not sure if this is good luck or […]
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Riders Fans in Western Manitoba Vote to Join Saskatchewan
KOLA, MB A separatist movement had emerged in Western Manitoba, with many folks in that part of the province being Riders fans for some reason. “Well, yeah, you know, we basically live in Saskatchewan already,” […]