WINNIPEG, MB With echoes of the 97th Grey Cup, the Saskatchewan Roughriders saw their comeback against Winnipeg in the Banjo Bowl stymied after an inopportune ‘Too Many Mennonites’ call. “Too many Mennonites. Saskatchewan,” said head […]
TORONTO, ON After a series of highly popular rule changes this week, the Canadian Football League has unveiled a brand new logo modelled after Cracker Barrel. “We know how well that worked for them,” said […]
REGINA, SK Bethany Seibel, 23, of Wymark, Saskatchewan is set to become the first Mennonite woman ever to participate in the Labour Day Classic this weekend. “Yup, they’re inducing labour on Sunday. I tried to […]
BUFFALO, NY After shitting the bed in the Grey Cup for three straight seasons, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers announced plans to move the entire team to the city of Buffalo, New York. “I prefer buffalo […]
TORONTO, ON International pop superstar Taylor Swift took to the stage in Toronto last night wearing a Winnipeg Blue Bombers jersey, apparently her boyfriend’s favourite team. “I’m not sure if this is good luck or […]
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