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Mennonite Woman to Participate in “Labour Day Classic”

August 29, 2025 Andrew

REGINA, SK Bethany Seibel, 23, of Wymark, Saskatchewan is set to become the first Mennonite woman ever to participate in the Labour Day Classic this weekend. “Yup, they’re inducing labour on Sunday. I tried to […]

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Winnipeg Blue Bombers to Relocate to Buffalo

November 18, 2024 Andrew

BUFFALO, NY After shitting the bed in the Grey Cup for three straight seasons, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers announced plans to move the entire team to the city of Buffalo, New York. “I prefer buffalo […]

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Taylor Swift Takes the Stage Wearing Blue Bombers Jersey

November 17, 2024 Andrew

TORONTO, ON International pop superstar Taylor Swift took to the stage in Toronto last night wearing a Winnipeg Blue Bombers jersey, apparently her boyfriend’s favourite team. “I’m not sure if this is good luck or […]

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Riders Fans in Western Manitoba Vote to Join Saskatchewan

November 10, 2024 Andrew

KOLA, MB A separatist movement had emerged in Western Manitoba, with many folks in that part of the province being Riders fans for some reason. “Well, yeah, you know, we basically live in Saskatchewan already,” […]

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Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend Goes as Zach Collaros for Halloween

November 1, 2024 Andrew

KANSAS CITY, MO Though no one’s quite sure why, for some reason Taylor Swift’s boyfriend decided to dress up like Winnipeg Blue Bombers quarterback Zach Collaros for Halloween this year. “I’m flattered,” said Collaros. “It […]

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