A Complete List of Steinbachers at the Anti-Mask Rally Today


A well-publicized anti-mask rally took place in Steinbach today. The rally featured speakers from across Manitoba, including two pastors, one chiropractor, a reeve, and a partridge in a pear tree. The rally was a blight on Steinbach’s reputation. Fortunately, the Daily Bonnet was able to procure a list of all the actual Steinbach residents who attended the rally. Without further ado, a complete list of every single Steinbacher who attended the anti-mask rally:

















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