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Arts Center to be Renamed ‘Trump Putin Epstein Tech Bros Robert E. Lee FIFA Gulf of America Kennedy Center’

December 30, 2025 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC In what critics are calling the “most tasteful renaming of a major American cultural institution in decades,” the Kennedy Center in Washington announced this week that they’d prefer it if people referred to […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Scrapbooker Documents Literally Every Second of Family’s Life For the Past Two Decades

May 18, 2019 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK Mrs. Thiessen, 47, of Saskatoon has been meticulously scrapbooking her family’s life ever since her marriage to Dave at the Mennonite church back in the summer of ’99. “Here’s a page dedicated to […]

The Daily Bonnet

Niverville to Build $24 Million Arts Centre Just to Prove They’re Better Than Steinbach

December 20, 2016 Andrew

NIVERVILLE, MB There has long been a friendly rivalry between the small but growing town of Niverville, Manitoba and it’s larger Mennonite neighbour Steinbach. Now that rivalry has been taken to new heights as Niverville […]

The Daily Bonnet

Families Delighted With Local Production of ‘Peter Panner’

August 22, 2016 Andrew

NIVERVILLE, MB Families across southeast Manitoba snatched up tickets to the Niverville Community Theatre’s production of JM Barrie’s ‘Peter Panner,’ the famous tale of a young Mennonite boy who insists on wearing green and never wants […]

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