Martyrs Mirror to Add New Chapter on Sean Feucht

ABBOTSFORD, BC

With legions of fans and a net-worth in the millions, worship leader Sean Feucht is clearly among the most persecuted Christians on the planet right now.

“Everywhere they go in Canada, they keep trying to shut him down,” said Mr. Klassen. “But, let me tell you, no one is going to stop us from gathering to worship Sean Feucht.”

Sean Feucht-worshippers, or Feuchties as they’re called, have denied accusations that this narrative of persecution is being exploited for personal and financial gain.

“There’s no way that can be true,” said Klassen. “If it was, then why would I be writing a $5000 cheque to Sean Feucht ministries as we speak?”

The persecution is so severe that they’re planning to delete about 100 “unimportant” stories from Martyrs Mirror in order to make room to include a detailed story of Sean Feucht.

“I hate to see Dirk Willems go, but my man Sean’s gotta be in there,” said Klassen. “I know no one likes to be burned at the stake, but compared to what Sean’s gone through? Well, you know, there really is a lot of stress managing all those millions.”

The new Sean Feucht Edition Martyrs Mirror will go on sale this week, exclusively through Sean Feucht’s website.

(photo credit: Gage Skidmore/CC)

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