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Mennonite Man Gets His Kicks on Route 606

June 23, 2021 Andrew

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK Mr. Bender has strayed a long way from home this summer and embarked on totally epic trip down the world famous Route 606. “I got my horses running, I head out on […]

The Daily Bonnet

Province Issues Warning About New ‘Harry Enns of Concern’

June 22, 2021 Andrew

WINKLER, MB More than a year and a half into the pandemic, there’s a new Harry Enns every few weeks it seems. In Winkler this week, once such Harry Enns just moved into town, which […]

The Daily Bonnet

Reopening Plan Allows Mennonites to Uncover their Ankles

June 21, 2021 Andrew

NORTH KILDONAN, MB There was much rejoicing in North Kildonan this week after the province announced plans to allow fully vaccinated Mennonites to walk around with their ankles exposed. “Oba, it’ll be such a relief,” […]

Unger & Thirst

Potluck Goers Prefer Mrs. Loewen’s Taco Salad to Mrs. Dueck’s

June 20, 2021 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON The evidence was clear: Mrs. Loewen’s taco salad is the taco salad of choice at Leamington EMBMBC church. After a recent potluck, Mrs. Dueck’s taco salad was left half-eaten while Mrs. Loewen’s was […]

The Daily Bonnet

Wooden Crokinole Pieces Now Trading at $69.99 Per Knipser

June 19, 2021 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK With the skyrocketing lumber prices, wooden knipsers are now trading at upwards of $70 a piece. “Well, Helen, would you look at that!” said Henry Warkentin, 64, of Swift Current. “We’ve got […]

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