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Andrew Unger to Perform at Grey Cup Half Time Show

November 4, 2022 Andrew

REGINA, SK With just days left until the Grey Cup, organizers still had yet to announce the half time show. Well, the wait is over as, apparently, Daily Bonnet author Andrew Unger will be reading […]

The Daily Bonnet

Thousands of Nerds Line-up at Comic-Con to Meet Normal Mennonite Mom

November 3, 2022 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Thousands of area geeks and/or nerds were super excited this past weekend to finally get their chance to meet Normal Mennonite Mom. “I’ve been lining up since 5 this morning to meet Normal […]

Unger Conviction

Elon Musk Buys Mennonite Church, Appoints Himself Pastor

November 2, 2022 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Elon Musk is on a buying spree it seems, as reports out of Fresno, California this week indicate the billionaire has recently purchased the local MB church, fired all the staff, and appointed […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Caught Distributing Yerba Mate on Halloween

November 1, 2022 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Children across Altona were coming home with handfuls of yerba mate last night after Mrs. Kroeker ran out of Halloween candy and decided to make do with what she had around the house. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman All Out of Candy Already

October 31, 2022 Andrew

MITCHELL, MB Area woman Angie Neufeld, 38, was all out of candy at 5:30 PM this evening and has shut off her lights and gone to bed. “Sorry, kids, better try next door at the […]

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