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Unger the Influence

MP Candice Bergen Steps Down to Return to Glamorous Life in Hollywood

February 3, 2023 Andrew

MORDEN, MB After fifteen years representing the good folks of Portage Lisgar in the House of Commons, MP Candice Bergen has stepped down to return to the set of hit 1990s sitcom Murphy Brown. “As […]

Unger Suspicion

Groundhog Predicts All Satire Sites to Make ‘Jungian Shadow’ Jokes Today

February 2, 2023 Andrew

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA It’s February 2 and you know what that means: obscure references to Jungian psychology on every single satire site. “It’s a long standing tradition to make Jung jokes on February 2,” said area […]

The Daily Bonnet

It’s Alive! The Daily Bonnet Rises from the Ashes

February 1, 2023 Andrew

Like Frankenstein’s monster or the phoenix rising from the ashes, The Daily Bonnet lives again! Well, actually, it never really died. You see, it’s always been right here. The Daily Bonnet has not gone anywhere; […]

Headline Contest

Mennonite Couple Swims in Dead Sea, ‘Not Salty Enough’ Complains Husband (Headline Contest #1 Winner)

February 1, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to Nate Sawtazky, headline contest winner for this week! Esach week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Starts GoFundMe to Pay for Tips at Chicken Chef

January 31, 2023 Andrew

SCHTAINBACK, MB Area man Timothy Thiessen, 37, has just launched a new GoFundMe campaign to help pay for the more than $75,000 he owes to the serving staff at local restaurants. “I’ve haven’t tipped since […]

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