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Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday

June 11, 2026 Andrew

LOS ANGELES, CA Every single Mennonite on the planet will be cheering on Paraguay as they face off against the Americans in the World Cup opener this Friday evening. “They’ll be cheering in Spanish. They’ll […]

Unger Suspicion

Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who

June 10, 2026 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON The Mark Carney government has plans to ban social media for all children under the age of 16. “But don’t you worry, kids,” said Carney. “We’ve got plenty to keep you entertained. Starting […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies

June 9, 2026 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Area man Benny Goertzen saw these delicious Noah’s Ark cookies at a local bake sale this month and immediately had to try them. “Love the colours. Love the rainbows. These look absolutely delicious,” […]

Unger Games

Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight

June 7, 2026 Andrew

NEWTON, KS The Third Mennonite Church of Newton, Kansas will be bringing in the crowds this week as they prepare to host their first ever UFC fight on the front lawn. “Come early and bring […]

Unger Suspicion

Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Construction crews have been really busy this summer putting up pylons on Manitoba highways. “Yeah, we’re hoping to put up caution signs and pylons on every road in southern Manitoba by the end […]

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