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Arena to Change Name Every Couple Years So You Never Remember What it’s Called

January 15, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB The downtown arena in Winnipeg has a radical new plan to make sure sports and music fans alike never know what the heck it’s called these days. “At first we thought we’d change […]

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Mennonite Hockey Fan Really Excited the Jats and K’Nacks are in Farst Place

January 10, 2024 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Midway through the season the Vancouver K’Nacks and Vanapag Jats are at the top of their respective divisions. Local hockey fan Garth Unrau is very excited about this once yet. “K’nacks and Jats […]

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‘O Canada’ Performed in Low German Before Jets Game

December 18, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Cheers erupted in Winkler this evening as, for the first time in NHL history, the Canadian national anthem was performed in the Mennonite dialect of Low German. “I’m used to this at Winkler […]

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Steinbach Man Confuses MMA for Some Sort of Mennonite Service Organization

December 16, 2023 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Area man Pete Redekop, 76, was curious to check out this brand new Mennonite service organization he just heard about called the MMA. “I tink they’ve got the MMA coming to the Smitty’s […]

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Journalists Who Falsely Reported Ohtani Blue Jays Signing to Be Given Jobs at The Unger Review

December 9, 2023 Andrew

TORONTO, ON Millions of Canadian baseball fans have lost their faith in journalism this weekend after sportswriters falsely reported the signing of superstar Shohei Ohtani by the Toronto Blue Jays. “It’s like you can’t even […]

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