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Netflix Finally Allows Young People to See that ‘Seinfeld’ is Way Better than ‘Friends’

October 13, 2021 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN For the millions of young people too young to really remember the 90s, the chance to finally see Seinfeld has blown more than a few minds. “Oh my gosh. I can’t believe I […]

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Mrs. Friesen Signed On as New Bombers Kicker

October 11, 2021 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB After cycling through a series of placekickers who couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn door, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers scoured the streets of North Kildonan in search of someone, anyone, who […]

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YouTuber Spends Entire Video Asking People to Like and Subscribe

October 7, 2021 Andrew

SEMINOLE, TX Popular YouTuber Pastor Bob of Pastor Bob’s Gospel Hoedown channel spent an entire thirty minute video this past week reminding people to “like and subscribe.” “If you could smash that like and subscribe […]

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Winnipeg Woman Hosts Lovely Housewarming Party for Area Ladybugs

October 3, 2021 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Sandra Berg of North Kildonan invited a swarm of more than a thousand ladybugs into her home this weekend for a lovely get-together. “They came in through a crack in the windowsill,” said […]

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Zondervan Releases New ‘Greatest Hits’ Bible

September 30, 2021 Andrew

GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN HarperCollins-owned “Christian” publisher Zondervan has recently released a totally awesome new Bible that skips all the boring parts and just includes the stuff that people actually read today. “People don’t have time […]

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