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Canadian Prime Minister Mistakes ‘Trudope’ for a Brand of Cannabis

July 19, 2021 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON “It’s hard to keep up with all these cannabis companies,” said Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at press conference in Ottawa today. “But lately I’ve been hearing people shout ‘Trudope’ everywhere I go, […]

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Icelandic Mennonites Experiment with 8 Day Work Week

July 14, 2021 Andrew

ARBORG, MB Gudmondur Friesen of the Arborg area was inspired by his cousins out in Reykjavik this week who successfully implemented a 4-day work week. “Ójá, when I heard about my frindschauft over there in […]

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Man Who Trashed Entire Neighbourhood When the Canucks Lost Really Upset About a Few Statues Coming Down

July 8, 2021 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Local man Dylan Goossen-Schmidt is really upset about the toppling of a few statues in Winnipeg this week, saying that the only justification for property destruction is when your team wins or loses […]

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Entire Province of Manitoba Hikes ‘Hunt Lake Trail’ All at Once

July 5, 2021 Andrew

WHITESHELL, MB More than a million Manitobans were at Hunt Lake Trail in the Whiteshell this weekend, which provided an additional obstacle for the otherwise challenging trail. “I thought I’d be climbing rocks, roots, and […]

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Mennonite Man Keeps On Asking Questions He Easily Could’ve Googled

June 28, 2021 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Mr. Klassen set a record today by posting more than thirty times on the local Oba Jo Steinbach page. His posts, however, were made up entirely of things he could’ve easily Googled. “What […]

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