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Ben Heppner and Howard Dyck to Take on Timothee Chalamet in High Stakes Prize Fight

March 16, 2026 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA After actor Timothee Chalamet stirred up controversy across the arts community this week for his dismissive comments about ballet and opera, boxing promoters have offered a $50 million prize to see Chalamet enter […]

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Top 10 Mennonite Movies of the Year

March 14, 2026 Andrew

Oba, it’s that time of year again, the Onkel Oscar awards yet. This year there were many Mannanite movies. Good thing we can stream them so no one can spot us in line at the […]

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Subway Opens in La Broquerie

March 12, 2026 Andrew

LA BROQUERIE, MB The small town of La Broquerie, Manitoba has just become home to the tiniest subway in the world. “You get on at the HyLife Centre and it takes you all the way […]

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Manitoba Issues Province-wide “Yellow Snow” Warning

February 17, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Premier Wab Kinew held an emergency press conference this afternoon to announce the entire province was now under a Yellow Snow Advisory. “Don’t eat it. Don’t touch it. Don’t go anywhere near it,” […]

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I Searched the Epstein Files for Mennonite Content – This is What I Found

February 16, 2026 Andrew

NOT SATIRE. I searched the Epstein Files. For real. This is not satire. Please note, of course, that there are millions upon millions of files and none of the findings here suggest any wrongdoing. Here […]

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