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Highway 75 Construction to be Finished Just in Time to Start All Over Again

October 4, 2024 Andrew

MORRIS, MB Construction on one of Manitoba’s most important highways is set to be complete just in time for the whole process to start all over again. “Our plan is that by the time we’re […]

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Movie Set in Winnipeg Accidentally Films in Summer

October 2, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Winnipeg, Manitoba has been the setting of dozens of much-beloved indie films over the decades from Guy Maddin’s My Winnipeg and The Saddest Music in the World to Matthew Rankin’s Universal Language and […]

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Tip-flation So “Out of Control” They’re Even Expecting Tips in Winkler

September 21, 2024 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Many consumers have noticed tip-flation or “tip creep” in recent years, as customers are being asked for tips in places they’ve never did before such as auto mechanics, fast food restaurants, and Winkler. […]

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Tupperware Bankruptcy Blamed on Margarine Containers

September 18, 2024 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Margarine containers are to blame for the bankruptcy, says Tupperware CEO IB Friesen. “It’s hard to compete with a freshly rinsed Becel,” said Friesen. “I’m not going to blame the Mennonites, but neither […]

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Taylor Swift ‘Devastated’ After Man Far Outside Her Target Demographic Plans to Boycott Her

September 16, 2024 Andrew

WEST READING, PA A 73-year-old retired farmer named Abe Wiens is planning a one-man boycott of Taylor Swift this week after he discovered she doesn’t support his preferred political candidate. “I’m sure she’s devastated,” said […]

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