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Abbotsford Fans Get Shout Out on Title Track of New Taylor Swift Album

October 5, 2025 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC There was a rush to the local MCC this week to get used copies of the latest Taylor Swift album, after it was discovered that Abbotsford fans got a shout out on the […]

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67-year-old Mennonite Man Measures 6 7

September 20, 2025 Andrew

MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN Area man Earl Klassen is celebrating his birthday this week by consuming 67 pieces of plautz. “How old are you, Earl?” said friend Dave. “Are you 60 …6 or is it 7?” […]

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Area Person Has Opinion About Issue

September 11, 2025 Andrew

PLACE Area person has opinion about issue and has expressed that opinion about issue on social media. “I couldn’t let this issue pass without formulating and expressing an opinion about it,” said Area Person. “It’s […]

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Encounter with Radiohead Song Sends Swiftie into Existential Crisis

September 7, 2025 Andrew

WINKLER, MB A recent encounter with Radiohead’s seminal 1997 track “Let Down” on TikTok  has spiralled Winkler-area Swiftie Melissa Sawatzky into a profound state of existential angst this week. “Never heard such a sad and […]

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Man Stands Up During Q&A to Tell His Entire Life Story

September 6, 2025 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK Area man Pete Krahn, 62, did not have a question for the speaker at a local conference this afternoon, but instead stood up and launched into an irrelevant 20 minute anecdote about his […]

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