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FIFA Awards Donald Trump Nobel Prize for Literature

October 8, 2026 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC Moments after Canadian poet Anne Carson was announced as the winner of the 2026 Nobel Prize for Literature, a furious Donald Trump took to social media to announce his displeasure. “They’re out to […]

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Massive E-Scooter Outbreak Strikes Southern Manitoba

October 7, 2026 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Steinbach, Manitoba has experienced a massive e-scooter outbreak this summer as thousands of locals have taken to the streets and sidewalks in an effort to disregard their own safety or the safety of […]

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Police Raid Home Suspected of Hosting Wild All-Night Tupperware Party

October 2, 2026 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN More than a dozen Mennonite women were taken into custody last night after police were called to break up the wildest Tupperware party Goshen has ever seen. “We were alerted to the problem […]

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AI Claims It Won’t Kill All Humans and There’s Nothing to Worry About

September 27, 2026 Andrew

SILICON VALLEY, CA After several disturbing reports by AI experts that claimed there was a 10% chance AI would kill us all within 10 years, new studies written by AI show that there’s actually nothing […]

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Hundreds of Legal Potash Dispensaries to Open in Saskatchewan

September 26, 2026 Andrew

REGINA, SK Residents of Saskatchewan have voted overwhelmingly this week to legalize potash dispensaries across the province. “We’ve gotta do something to keep up with Belarus,” said Regina resident Barry Broesky. “I’m sure with all […]

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