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Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two

June 18, 2026 Andrew

VANCOUVER, BV Canadian sports fans were left in absolute ecstasy this afternoon after the Canadian Men’s Soccer Team won a match at the World Cup for the first time in history, thus ballooning the number […]

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Musk Tries Desperately to Squeeze Camel Through Eye of This Needle

June 14, 2026 Andrew

STARBASE, TX Hours after becoming the world’s first trillionaire, Elon Musk was spotted desperately trying to squeeze his pet camel Jacob through the eye of Mrs. Siemens’s sewing needle. “I’m putting all my top engineers […]

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Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who

June 10, 2026 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON The Mark Carney government has plans to ban social media for all children under the age of 16. “But don’t you worry, kids,” said Carney. “We’ve got plenty to keep you entertained. Starting […]

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Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Construction crews have been really busy this summer putting up pylons on Manitoba highways. “Yeah, we’re hoping to put up caution signs and pylons on every road in southern Manitoba by the end […]

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Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026 Andrew

BALDY MOUNTAIN, MB Area man Pete Rempel braved a completely paved highway this week and became the first member of his immediate family to drive right to the top of Manitoba’s highest mountain. “It’s a […]

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