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WINKLER, MB The one thing that was holding Mr. Hoeppner back from getting his Covid-19 vaccine was the fact he had to wear one of those weltlijch English stickers afterwards. “Then I saw the Plautdietsch […]
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK Mr. Bender has strayed a long way from home this summer and embarked on totally epic trip down the world famous Route 606. “I got my horses running, I head out on […]
WINKLER, MB More than a year and a half into the pandemic, there’s a new Harry Enns every few weeks it seems. In Winkler this week, once such Harry Enns just moved into town, which […]
NORTH KILDONAN, MB There was much rejoicing in North Kildonan this week after the province announced plans to allow fully vaccinated Mennonites to walk around with their ankles exposed. “Oba, it’ll be such a relief,” […]
SWIFT CURRENT, SK With the skyrocketing lumber prices, wooden knipsers are now trading at upwards of $70 a piece. “Well, Helen, would you look at that!” said Henry Warkentin, 64, of Swift Current. “We’ve got […]
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