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Top Ten Worst Daily Bonnet Photoshop Fails

January 7, 2022 Andrew

At the Daily Bonnet, we pride ourselves in a lot of things (schmaunt fat jokes, being run of town on the rails, starting political arguments at your family gatherings), but we also are well aware […]

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‘Work from Home’ Trend Originated with Mennonites Centuries Ago

January 6, 2022 Andrew

WINKLER, MB It seems everyone’s working from home these days. For the Mennonites of the Pembina Valley, this trend is nothing new. “Oba! Working from home yet? What else do these Englishers even do with […]

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Mennonite Woman Reads Entire Magazine Without Paying For It

January 5, 2022 Andrew

GOESSEL, KS Mrs. Goerzen, 71, of Goessel read through an entire issue of Beyond the Missionary Position while standing at the magazine rack at her local convenience store this week. “Ahhh, it was nice to catch up […]

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Mennonite Satirist Shunned After Appearing on Television

January 4, 2022 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB An unphotoshopped photo of Mennonite satirist and longtime Steinbach resident Andrew Unger has surfaced on Reddit this week, apparently showing the writer on a television show of some sort. “Oba, we’ve kicked people […]

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Mennonite Legend’s Entire Music Catalogue Sold to Werner Music

January 3, 2022 Andrew

AKRON, PA Another day and yet another Mennonite music icon has sold their entire music catalogue to media giant Werner Music. Today, Plautdietsch hymn singer and master of the autoharp, Heinrich Berg, sold his publishing […]

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