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Mennonite Man Kicked Out of Church for Calling Pastor a ‘Wacko’

April 30, 2024 Andrew

AYLMER, ON Area man Peter Poetker, 43, was peacefully removed from the sanctuary this weekend after referring to Pastor Dave as a “total wacko” during a sermon on the Book of Revelation. “Once he got […]

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Capacity at Mulroney Funeral Reduced to 2 Seats

March 23, 2024 Andrew

MONTREAL, QC In honour of his unique legacy, specifically the 1993 election, the seating capacity at former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney’s funeral has been reduced to 2. “We know that the Notre Dame in […]

Unger & Thirst

Poutine Wins 5th Term with 88% of the Vote

March 22, 2024 Andrew

MONTREAL, QC A box of delicious greasy poutine has won a whopping 88% of the popular vote this week, although some have doubts about the validity of the results. “I didn’t vote for poutine. My […]

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Tucker Carlson Completely Mesmerized by Low Prices at Local Thrift Store

February 22, 2024 Andrew

BLUMENBACH, AB Following his whirlwind tour of Russia, “journalist” Tucker Carlson is in northern Alberta this week visiting a small Mennonite village where he appeared to be totally enamoured with the low prices at the […]

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Federal Court Says Trudeau’s Use of Pineapple on Pizza was “Unjustified”

January 26, 2024 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON A federal judge has just ruled that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau brazenly violated the rights of several pizzas in 2022 by placing pineapple right there next to the ham. “Given the circumstances, I […]

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